Emily Vs. Brian: Thoughts on Polygamy

I had a very interesting discussion last night with Brian. It was about polygamy. here it is

Emily: courtney says, "don't be talkin like you have to do anything.. mister"
Brian: shes got a point... and thats master to you.....i'm not married...
yet....???..
Emily: yes you are... clearly courtney would know
Brian: oh right.....thaaaaaaaat marriage.....i kind of forgot.....with all the children i have its hard to remember the wives....
I MEAN WIFE
Emily: right. ya, I understand.. courtney almost thought you were a polygamist...but I told her no.. you only have 2 legs
Brian: HAHAHA thats awesome
Emily: well ya.. more than 2 legs would suck..
Brian: are you kidding me....think of the different shoe combos
Emily:oh true.... man.. I wish I was a polygamist
Brian: tell your parents haha

At which point I preceded to tell my parents, and then found out that Brian was only kidding... but upon further thinking on this discussion I have changed my mind and would like to challenge my statement about wanting to be a polygamist. I got to thinking.. what about pants? Now, Brian, I know you aren't exactly an advocate for the pants-wearing society.. but if you ever wanted to wear pants and you had more than 2 legs.. well, that would suck. That being said, please state your rebuttal if you have one and others.. please feel free to argue for either side. Thank you for your time.
-E

holy crap, snow, and umbrellas

Is "holy crap" more appropriate than "holy shit"?
... that's not my topic, by the way.. I was thinking, though.. I haven't written a note in a friggin long time and so I'm wondering.. am I no longer officially a blogger? hmm that's messed..
things have been busy lately.. not that you particularly care.. so moving on.
Snow.. I love it.. as I walked home from work, soaking wet, I was thinking about how awesome snow is and how weird it is that we use umbrellas for rain, but not snow.. they're the same substance, are they not?
and I definitely got wet.. no doubt about that..
so maybe it's just one of those weird human ideas.. where somewhere along the line someone decided that umbrellas were for rain.. and sun apparently.. hmm so I'm thinking.. why not snow? and while we're at it.. why not leaves? like maybe we should start using them in the fall when there's falling leaves.. only problem is, that usually means there's wind and that doesn't always go over well with umbrellas.. ya I've seen mary poppins... I know how it works.
That being said.. this could officially be my most uninteresting note.. ever. don't rate it. I'm well aware. You're more than welcome to inspire me, though.. so I don't have to write about snow and umbrellas..

- E-dawg